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Welcome to my collection of instagram photos and random crap I enjoy.
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
I’m pro carbs and anti pants
i see you there
checkin out that booty like guurrl
padme is unawares
but i see you
i see you.
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